Fake News CNN At It Again With Trump Attacks In #IceCreamGate

CNN just can’t help themselves when it comes to showing their liberal hatred for President Trump.  Case in point, Time Magazine (yes, I was surprised they have not gone under too) published an in depth piece about touring the White House with the President.  The big take away by the mouth breathing idiots at CNN?  President Trump got TWO SCOOPS of ice cream with dessert.

This was so earth shattering that CNN felt this was broadcast worthy.

This was also a big deal on the CNN fake news web site.

Sounds like we need a scoop of “Impeach Mint,” am I right?  How can anybody can take a single line from an article and turn something so basic into a faux scandal?  This can only be justified by the deranged hatred CNN has for Trump.  The actual article in Time simply says:

The waiters know well Trump’s personal preferences. As he settles down, they bring him a Diet Coke, while the rest of us are served water, with the Vice President sitting at one end of the table. With the salad course, Trump is served what appears to be Thousand Island dressing instead of the creamy vinaigrette for his guests. When the chicken arrives, he is the only one given an extra dish of sauce. At the dessert course, he gets two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else. The tastes of Pence are also tended to. Instead of the pie, he gets a fruit plate.

That is right.  After months living in the White House the staff has learned their new boss likes Diet Coke, Thousand Island dressing, and has a sweet tooth so an extra scoop of ice cream makes him happy.  Truly an impeachable offense.

Of course this led other liberal lemmings to jump on this vital story as well.

Even more important is the major story that CNN missed.  Time published that “Trump is served what appears to be Thousand Island dressing.”  The real scandal can be found at Epicurious where they say:

Russian dressing and Thousand Island dressing are often confused because both begin with a base of mayonnaise and ketchup or ketchup-style chili sauce, which results in a pink salad dressing.

Time just assumed it was Thousand Island.  They may have easily confused that it was really Russian dressing.

RUSSIAN

Time for a special prosecutor to investigate this Culinary Constitutional Crisis.

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