Cock Holster Is ACTUALLY Nickname For Stephen Colbert’s Wife

On Monday night’s show, smug liberal moron Stephen Colbert shocked some with what is being labeled a homophobic insult. “In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,” Colbert said about President Trump in front of the brainless, mouth breathing sycophants he calls an audience.

In reality, spewing crude comments and obscenity is all that arrogant, talentless buffoons like Colbert have on the left.  Spouting  offensive language is easier than making an intelligent argument, especially when you are completely devoid of intelligence.  Colbert was so lacking in creativity he basically just repeated his wife’s nickname.

Cock holster is likely a term used while Mrs Colbert is displaying her only talent, which is one more talent than her vacuous husband has.  I am sure it is a term Colbert hears frequently, at least when this flaccid cuckold is allowed to watch her and the steady stream of strange men passing through the truck stop bathroom they are in.

In the end, pathetic insults is all that is left to mindless left wing idiots like Colbert.  He spent 8 years blowing Obama figuratively.  Accusing  others of the same cum gurgling behaviour his career is based on is the only shtick he has left.

Some may say attacking this pathetic, impotent, douche by using equally childish insults against him and his wife is sinking to his level.  They would be right.  However, if such asinine behavior can make this blubbering, no talent, stooge rich by verbally vomiting out what ever crass bullshit drips out of his hollow head who am I to judge.  I’ll gladly jump on that band wagon if there is a chance of getting a massive payday with so little actual accomplishment.

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5 thoughts on “Cock Holster Is ACTUALLY Nickname For Stephen Colbert’s Wife

  1. Wow. You went after the prick’s family. How classy.

    I voted for Trump and still support him, but I want to puke in my mouth after reading this. This level of support is psychotic. Please get yourself checked.

    Also, ALL President’s make a lot of mistakes, no one is perfect and will never be. No human is perfect. So it’s okay to be criticized. It’s part of the job. I’ve been tearing Obama apart last 8 years and will continue to do so, and the other side will continue to tear into my President and that is OKAY! And President Trump has made mistakes and will make more, he’s only human. However, I do need to know the truth and it’s the media’s job to go and find it. I love my country WAY more than one President.

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  2. Why does everyone attribute every single word that comes out of Stephen Colbert’s mouth to be something he created? You are aware that every late night show has an entire team of writers, correct? And by the way, Stephen Colbert is probably the wittiest, most brilliant human on the planet now that Robin Williams is gone. The Colbert Report was the most intelligent program that has ever been on television. There’s no comparison. I feel sad for Republicans who just don’t understand satire. It’s one of the most crucial elements to a functioning democracy, and has been used extensively since the early days of our republic. Sure, “cock holster” isn’t satire…but Trump doesn’t deserve satire. Even “liberal pussies” have to take the gloves off and punch back sometimes.

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