Press Gets Chance to Finally Ask Hillary Questions, Chooses to S Her D Instead

The Press has been complaining about the fact that Her Royal Highness Queen Hillary is unwilling to talk to the press pretty much at all.  She last had a press conference in December 2015.  She rarely speaks to the press even briefly after appearances.  Yesterday the press finally got their shot.  What did they hammer her on?  The IG report that shows she has done nothing but lie about her emails all year?  Bill Clinton’s involvement in a private University that is being sued for ripping off students?  Why the hell she coughs so much and what health problem it is caused by?  No, she got the kind of softball questions that you would expect from 14 year old girls questioning One Direction.  Barack Obama took harder questions from the press, and they had their mouths as full as Monica Lewinsky every time they talked to him.


Let’s play a game.  They lap dog media asking a total of 8 questions .  Here are four of their hard hitting quesions, mixed with four I made up.  Can you tell the difference?  (see the real ones here)

  1. “You’re on the cusp of being the first female nominee of a major party. What does that mean to you and how are you reflecting on that?”
  2. “What is it like to be so perfect and amazing?”
  3. “Is it setting in that you might be making serious history tomorrow?”
  4. “Where do you get all those amazing pantsuits?  My grandmother loves them!”
  5. “Last night when you took stage in Sacramento, there was a woman standing next to me who was absolutely sobbing. And she said, you know, ‘it’s time, it’s past time.’ And you see the women, you see people here. People just come up to you and, {gasp} they get tears in their eyes. Do you feel… do you feel the weight of what this means to people?”
  6. “Why are we even bothering with an election?  Why not just have the President install you in office?”
  7. “What role would you like the president to play in your campaign?”
  8. “I love you! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

What do you do as the press when you are in the bag (again) for a candidate?  How do you handle the fact that you are committed to getting the weakest and most corrupt politician in American history elected?  Apparently, you sit back and do nothing.


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